Why, look at what we have here. It's House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (R-VA)! He's so freakin' hot right now! Just look at the video his office created to let everybody know that the House Republicans are Back in the Saddle! Personally, the more appropriate song is "Dream On!" But what do I know, I'm just sellin' the Jerks! Seriously, don't you have to win something before you go spouting off about how you're bad ass you are? I'm just sayin'.
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