Monday, February 16, 2009

Jerk Store - Now Open for Business!!!

Come one, come all to the grand opening of the Jerk Store!!! In this world, there are no shortage of jerks! We stand at the ready to give you the very best of the biggest jerks around.

Why, look at what we have here. It's House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (R-VA)! He's so freakin' hot right now! Just look at the video his office created to let everybody know that the House Republicans are Back in the Saddle! Personally, the more appropriate song is "Dream On!" But what do I know, I'm just sellin' the Jerks! Seriously, don't you have to win something before you go spouting off about how you're bad ass you are? I'm just sayin'.

If it's quantity and quality of Jerks you're looking for, look no further than the Jerk Store! We'll be serving them up fresh! Like I said before, in this world, there is no shortage of Jerks!


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