Did you hear about the one about the stimulus? You know, the one where Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) tried to slip in some money for rubbers and the Republicans were like "No way, lady! We hate this stimulus enough without you trying to get money for free Rough Riders!" And then, the Administration was all, "Yeah, we're trying to create jobs here, so we'll take it out."
Well, it turns out that we would have saved 4 dollars for every dollar spent! As said in the clip below, "Maybe if we spent a little money on condoms and education, then maybe the next generation wouldn't have so many stupid people running around, ruining our economy!"