Hear ye, hear ye! Congressional Republicans bring you the plan that will return this country to it’s rightful place at the head of the world’s table. Just look at this chart and bow down to the awesome power of the Republican alternative budget! That’s right, this is the plan that is going to save this country from mortal doom. But wait, there’s more. 19 pages of words more! These pages clearly explain what they have been saying on TV. However, instead of words leaving their mouths and vanishing into the air, the same words are permanently printed on a page for all to see! And, don’t worry about math because you won’t find any numbers here. Let’s be honest, math is for nerds anyway.
Kneel fools! Kneel before the awesome power of the Republican alternative budget! They have always known what is best for you and that applies today!