Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Norris for President (of Texas)

It’s been said that Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and now they’re just the Islands.  It has also been said that when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closed for Chuck Norris.  Now, there’s yet another reason to fear Chuck Norris, He wants to be the President of Texas.  He says it’s tongue-in-cheek, but the rest of the story sounds like he’s ready to go. 

So be afraid and hide your family.  Remember, Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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