Sarah Palin got a book deal. Yeah, I know. I expect it will be filled with ESPN dreams unfulfilled, reasons why she transferred to a different college, six times, hot, Wasilla City Government action, teen sex followed by teen pregnancy followed by grandmotherhood, and her historic run at the vice presidency. I also expect a lot of “it’s not my fault I got in trouble for ______. It’s that dirty, leftist media” or “it’s all politically motivated to smear my good name!” Yawn!
David Letterman was kind enough to run a Top 10 of bombshells found in the (nonexistent) draft. I’m particularly fond of numbers 10, 7, and 3: