Thursday, November 5, 2009

Teabaggin’ 09 – If You’re Gonna Talk Smack, Make Sure to Get it Right

Michelle Bachmann, Fox News, and the Astroturfing Right marched, yet again, on Capitol Hill to fight health care reform.  In a moment of accidental brilliance and brutal truth, Rep. Todd Akin of Missouri called on the mob to join him in reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.  Being the smarmy prick he is, he pointed out that it was fitting and proper, and “it drives the liberals crazy!”  Ha Ha!  Hilarious!  Fired up, he broke into a rousing rendition of the Pledge, which he proceeded to fuck up!

Stupid.  Reciting the Pledge doesn’t drive liberals crazy.  The words “Under God” don’t drive liberals crazy.  No, the only thing that drives liberals crazy is the fact that people actually listen to these stupid asses!

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