Thursday, January 7, 2010

Tea Bagging ‘10 – Beware, Liberal Trolls, or We’ll Point and Scream at You!!!

Remember that movie, “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”?  The premise was that a parasitic alien life form comes to earth and begins to take over humans while they sleep.  Those who haven’t become hosts, are outed by the alien controlled folks who point and scream at the non-infected.  (CLIP/SPOILER WARNING: THIS IS THE END OF THE MOVIE)

I mention this because it seems that America’s Tea Baggers are acting exactly the same way:

Organizers behind the upcoming Tea Party Nation convention we wrote about this morning told members today that MSNBC's Rachel Maddow tried to join the group and "we banned her 7 minutes after she joined."

TPMDC, which also has signed up for the TPN mailing list, received an email to all members warning them that as the convention nears "we will in all likelihood be invaded by liberal trolls looking to disrupt the site." The subject line was "Liberal Troll Alert!"

"Tea Party Nation reserves the right to ban anyone for any reason we feel necessary to ensure the well being of the site and our members," the group writes in the email, which you can read in full after the jump and view here.

Purity above all else!  (Wasn’t there another group that believed in purity above all else?  I think there was something that took place in Europe, like in the 1930s and 40s. Just a thought.)

So, be on alert, liberals!  Be cool and don’t give them an excuse to point at you screaming “Liberal!!!”  Just walk mindlessly and follow the rest of the non-thinking zombies.  Make sure to get every issue wrong and backwards and you’ll be just fine.  If you do decide to speak up, make sure to speak up against your best interests in the name of freedom.  Be a corporate pawn and everything will be cool.  Be careful, because once they get things back to the way they like them, they’ll drag the rest of those pinko liberals to the Michele Bachmann Memorial Education Camp and exercise the unpatriotic liberal out of them!

Keep it up, idiots.

**UPDATE**

Rachel Maddow says it wasn’t her.

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